Doctor Who Gives A F*ck

JB, Chris & Sean take turns acting as prosecutor, defender and judge as they place a handful of Doctor Who stories on trial. This is probably the crudest episode we’re recorded thus far from beginning to end, so we apologize in advance.

TODAY’S (randomly picked) TRIAL DOCKET: “Listen”, “The Rescue”, “The Hungry Earth/Cold Blood”, and “The End of Time, Parts 1 & 2”.

Hey, it’s JB. Chris, Sean and I went almost three hours recording this one. We were really inebriated and got into a very cathartic and politically charged discussion, most of which you’re NOT going to hear. I’m lucky I got an hour of usable material for this episode. Please forgive the audio levels. I promise to be the designated driver next time we record an episode, cause I get really fucking loud in this. CONTENTS INCLUDE: A botched intro, listening to Yes and Queen, Chris gets tested for Covid-19, sponsorship, “professional” podcasts, problematic creative people and cancel culture, James Cordon’s Doctor Who Cosplay Challenge, bitching about aging (again), what’s a Cloister Wraith?, Moffat mansplaining the Bootstrap Paradox, Nicola Bryant offering personal hypnotherapy sessions, why do they defer to the First Doctor on multi-Doctor stories?, JB really needs to stop yelling into the mic, the “Lockdown Video” featuring Bill & Nardole, Doc liked “City of Death”, watching “The Sensorites” as punishment, “The Edge of Destruction” as a Pinter play, should the Police Box be abolished from the series?, filming new episodes on video and CSO, “Rosa” and confronting our white privilege, Sean praises “Vincent and the Doctor”, “Home”, everyone should watch Mr. Rogers, cocky leaky soup, “The Noodle Doodle Man” by Jon Pertwee.

It’s your monthly dose of drunken Doctor Who podcasting for the end times. CONTENTS INCLUDE: The Three Doctors on Zoom, dissing “Four to Doomsday”, Tegan’s PTSD, planting potatoes on Facebook Live, busted by the wife, attempting to use “City of Death” as an aphrodisiac, fucking Twitter, GATEKEEPING, Steven Schapansky - Social Justice Warrior, Demat-circuit or butt-plug?, The Wife in Space, cheating with the "Trust Your Doctor" podcast, Liz Myles, “Mel got a spaceship!”, fans shitting on Colin Baker’s era, Radio Free Skaro’s unbridled hatred of “The End of Time”, Moffat hater or Men’s Rights Activist?, Graeme Burk would hire Danny Pink as a schoolteacher, the infamous Jon Pertwee corporate video, law firm Christmas parties, we can’t watch “Mad Men”, shameless podcast plug #1, Colin Baker on Cameo, you see a penis and I see vagina, more dissing of “Four to Doomsday”, Tegan’s gay cousin, mourning for a broken “Battlestar Galatica” DVD, Pixar Butt, “Time Lord Victorious”, lame 70’s sit-com reference, no one’s buying 13th Doctor merchandise, Eric Roberts returns as the Master for Big Finish, Jenny #1 and Jenny #2, mixing the classic with the modern, Drax, Jago & Lightfoot, Glitz & Dibber, shameless podcast plug #2, how we would write out “the fam”, “Thazmine”, Grace is Ruth, Star Wars toys, He-Man and She-Ra action figures, Yaz is Martha, what are our backstories for being the new companion?, a Movellan as the new companion, “Leave the girl!”, eliminating sexual tension from the series, Handles is the perfect sex toy, “The Buxom Country Maid” by Jon Pertwee.

More foul-mouthed, drug-induced Doctor Who discussion by the Three Who Drool. Please remember to drink responsibly even if you are stuck at home!

CONTENTS INCLUDE: Doctors thanking real doctors, new podcast theme, condolences to Georgia, babysitting the kids, JB’s unemployment saga, Chris returns to the Dirty WHOers, JB’s “Invisible Enemy” story, “Last Christmas”, Jenna Coleman welching on conventions, “Farewell, Sarah-Jane”, Sadie takes over for her mom on Big Finish, Luke is gay, Tegan is not gay, George Takei, “Lost Girl”, Sean didn’t get Eric Roberts’ autograph, creeping out Sarah Sutton, “podner”, Steve’s autographed cricket ball, Doctors on “The Big Night In” and the toxic fan backlash, WHO looked good?, Randomizer.net, “Enemy of the World” is now a historical, JB loves “The Chase”, Sean revisits the Target Novelizations, Terrence Dicks, Doctor Who death pool, “Susan’s War”, “which rapist should I vote for?”, the boys brushes with fame, Chris’ Bacon number, which Doctor do you want to save us from Covid-19?, Jiminy Glick impressions, trying to remember Series 12, watching “The Five-ish Doctors” with Peter Davison, Ace needs actual closure, fanboying over Eternals, why we didn’t do a commentary, is Bill the Dodo of the modern series?, Karen Gillan is still on the free list, what does the TARDIS smell like?, hair envy, Doctor Who tackling porn addiction, “The Stuff”, that Star Trek episode with Ashley Judd, keep Troughton and burn Hartnell, Chris loves “The Macra Terror” and the Chumblies, shout-out to Jeff Waddell, River closes the show, “Who’s Doctor Who” by Frasier Hines.

The podcast officially regenerates for the new age of uncertainty and social distancing over Skype. JB, Chris & Sean cope with the new normal by playing “the Game of Rassilon” where Doctors and companions are randomly mixed and matched into stories which were also mixed and matched to other writers.

CONTENTS INCLUDE: Doctor Who DOES give a fuck, “that’s what she said!”, Graeme Burk writes a decent comedy sketch, Big Finish, Tom Baker’s voiceover outtakes, not buying the Blu-Rays, midwestern accents, 4x3 vs 16x9 aspect ratios, killing off Nardole, “it was Earth all along!”, fake plastic tree monsters, Neil Gaiman grudge match, a cameo from Reed, Amanda Fucking Palmer, ASMR in space, “Ben”, HIP mall, Project Runway rejects, non-recyclable Autons, gay spiders, killing off Lee from the TV movie, racist jokes from The Walking Dead, the dark side of Patrick Troughton, convention sex, virtual conventions, RIP MLB, enjoying social distancing, hoarding TP and eggs, political memes on Facebook, Dystopian or Star Trek future?, “It’s Gonna Get Better”.

...in which you've got nothing else better to do while under self-imposed quarantine than to listen to three drunk middle-aged white guys talk about the later half of Series 12 of Doctor Who. JB, Sean & Chris didn't bother to remember any of the episode titles, but they have plenty of theories and opinions. As an added bonus, find out which two of our panelists have been incarcerated.

... in which three ex-Doctor Who podcasters get the band back together. 

JB Anderton (WHO 37), Chris Buchanan (Dirty WHOers), and Sean Homrig (The TARDIS Tavern) have a virtual boys night out (w/alcohol and edibles) and discuss the first five stories of Series 12: "Spyfall" (Parts 1 & 2), "Orphan 55", "Nikola Tesla's Night of Terror", and "Fugitive of the Judoon".

Opening Theme: "Doctorin The Tardis" by The KLF

Closing Theme: "Bigger on the Inside" by Aurelio Voltaire

…in which the Doctor makes her “Resolution” for another hiatus year, and our fearless podcaster has the last word. It’s the end of WHO 37, for which the moment has been prepared. Thanks to everyone who have listened to and have guested on the podcast these past six years.

…in which, for once, Doctor Who finishes a season with a pretty solid Sci-Fi story instead of a convoluted and emotionally charged melodrama. St. Xtofer joins JB for the final lap of Series 11 reviews with “The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos”.

… in which our fearless podcasters almost get thru an episode review without talking about comics. Jon Clarke from the Caffeinated Comics podcast joins JB for a review of Series 11 Episode 9, “It Takes You Away”.

… in which our fearless podcaster and our local fan organizer put on their funny black hats and explain why they no longer participate in their local Doctor Who convention. JB is joined by Gordon Dymowski from the Chicago Doctor Who Meetup to review Series 11 Episode 8, “The Witchfinders”, and to have a candid discussion on the current state of Chicago TARDIS.

A bonus podcast featuring what JB was able to salvage from the original recording session for the “Kerblam” review featuring Josh Zimon from Mostly Harmless Cutaway and (formerly) The Memory Cheats.

… in which our fearless podcasters attempt to decode machine logic and end up with word salad. Sean Homrig from The TARDIS Tavern and The Columbo Confab joins JB for a review of Series 11 Episode 7, “Kerblam!”

… in which the series continues to be more relevant politically and dramatically with another (mostly) historical adventure. This week JB is joined by Cate Brecht, co-host of the Babes Watch Buffy Podcast, to discuss episode six of Series 11, “Demons of the Punjab”.

… in which our fearless podcasters stick condoms on the backs of their ears and hope that neither of them get pregnant. JB and St. Xtofer review “The Tsuranga Conundrum”.

... in which no spiders were harmed in the recording of this podcast. JB is joined by television/film critic and fellow "Timey Wimey" alum Clint Worthington from the "Alcohollywood" podcast for a review of "Arachnids in the UK".

JB welcomes back to the podcast Dawn Xiana Moon of Raks Geek & Raks Inferno for a discussion on racism, politics and wacky sci-fi tropes as they review Episode Three of Series 11, “Rosa”. Closing Theme: "Beautiful Flowers Under A Full Moon", arranged and performed by Dawn Xiana Moon.

… in which our fearless podcasters have a lot to say, but not necessarily about the episode they’re reviewing. JB welcomes Daniel Harper back to Doctor Who podcasting as they cross the desert sands and the deadly seas to reach “The Ghost Monument”.

... in which we finally have new Doctor Who to review. Lauren Faits returns to the podcast (and to the program) bringing her She-Ra: Progressive of Power podcast co-host Eric Garneau (who has never watched the program before) to join JB and his two new PodCats in welcoming Jodie Whittaker as they review the Series 11 opener, "The Woman Who Fell To Earth".

…in which three old Doctor Who podcasters dust the cobwebs off their microphones, discuss the current state of Doctor Who fandom, and play some games. JB is joined by St. Xtofer from (the late) Dirty WHOers and Sean Homrig from The TARDIS Tavern (closed for remodeling).

... in which our fearless podcaster presents a special preview of his new podcast, "BAT 77 - My 70s Batman Childhood", coming soon to an RSS feed near you. 

… in which our fearless podcaster emulates one of Schapansky’s other podcasts with his own version of “lazy Doctor Who” by once again answering questions meant for Radio Free Skaro. JB also spills the beans regarding the future of WHO 37.

WHO 37 is on summer hiatus but will be back in the autumn with new episodes. In the meantime JB will be re-releasing some classic moments from the first year of the podcast which are no longer available on iTunes. This month JB represents all four parts of his commentary for the Season 14 classic story, “The Deadly Assassin”. Originally appeared in Episodes #014 Goth Sausage Party, #015 WHO 37 at ARCHON 37, #019 Paul is Dead, and #021 Rassilon’s Rod.

WHO 37 is on summer hiatus but will be back in the autumn with new episodes. In the meantime JB will be re-releasing some classic moments from the first year of the podcast which are no longer available on iTunes. This month it’s an encore presentation of the Podcast Panel at Chicago TARDIS 2013, moderated by JB Anderton (WHO 37) and featuring Lynne Thomas & Erika Ensign (Verity!) and Alex Kennard (Reality Bomb) - originally appeared in Episode #022 Suburban TARDIS 2013.

WHO 37 is on summer hiatus but will be back in the autumn with new episodes. In the meantime JB will be re-releasing some classic moments from the first year in the podcast which are no longer available on iTunes. 

Interview with Dick Mills at Chicago TARDIS 2013 - originally appeared in Episode #022 Suburban TARDIS 2013

Interview with Time Crash - originally appeared in Episode #011 Bash & Crash

…in which our fearless podcaster flies across the Atlantic (and back) and lives to tell the tale of his visit to the city where Doctor Who began. Also featuring the return of “Stolen Fluid Links”.

... in which our fearless podcasters continue their deep dive into the out-of-continuity adventures of the Fifth Doctor and Nyssa of Traken. JB and St. Xtofer review the Big Finish audios “The Mutant Phase” by Nicholas Briggs, “Primeval” by Gary Russell, “Circular Time - Autumn” by Paul Cornell & Mike Maddox, “Castle of Fear” by Alan Barnes, “The Eternal Summer” by Jonathan Morris, and “Plague of the Daleks” by Mark Morris.

…in which Celery Boy and the Last of the Trakenites have the TARDIS all to themselves. JB and St. Xtofer examine some of the many adventures the Fifth Doctor and Nyssa shared between “Time Flight” and “Arc of Infinity”. This month they review the Short Trip stories “Confabula” by Ian Potter, and “Not So Much a Program, More a Way of Life” by Anthony Keetch, and the Past Doctor Adventures novel “Empire of Death” by David Bishop. Closing theme: Hybrid Mix by Soundhog.

…in which our fearless podcasters go back to the beginning. It’s the debut of “Loose Cannons” where JB and St. Xtofer examine the novels, short stories and audios to piece together the off-screen continuity of the Doctor’s adventures. This month they look at several stories of the First Doctor & Susan set before “An Unearthly Child”. Stories include “Lungbarrow” by Marc Platt, “The Beginning” also by Marc Platt, “Quinnis” again by Marc Platt, “The Exiles” by Lance Parkin, “The Gift” by Robert Dick, “Frayed” by Tara Samms, and “Dr. First” by Adam Hargreaves.

... in which our fearless podcaster reflects on five years of hosting a Doctor Who podcast as he charts the course for year six. JB also explains how Star Wars: The Last Jedi and Star Trek: Discovery have raised the bar for his expectations of Series 11, and he gives a final farewell to his beloved PodCat.

... in which this whole existence is flawed.

... in which our fearless podcasters give a heartfelt salute to Peter Capaldi, a warm welcome to Jodie Whittaker, and a final farewell to Steven Moffat. JB and Xtofer review "Twice Upon A Time".

…in which our fearless podcaster always dresses for the occasion. JB briefly weighs in on Jodie Whittaker’s new Doctor costume.

… in which If you look hard enough, there’s always something hidden in plain sight. JB weighs in on the Doctor Who Magazine controversy, Series 11 casting news, and the further adventures of Curly Mary Sue. Also St. Xtofer joins in for a review of the Big Finish Short Trip stories “A Heart On Both Sides” and “All Hands On Deck”.

… in which our fearless podcasters question the merits of bringing back Shada and The X-Files, recast Marco Polo, talk Trill sex, and fire off rayguns. Featuring Daniel Harper, Lauren Faits, and St. Xtofer.

… in which the podcaster by the lake and the podcaster from downstate predict what Doctor Who audio adventures Big Finish will release next. St. Xtofer also shares with JB his thoughts on the casting of Jodie Whittaker and his theory of the complex nature of the Doctor/Master relationship.

… in which a fearless cosplayer becomes a fearless podcaster. Lauren Faits returns to chat with JB about her new podcast, “She-Ra: Progressive of Power" as well as the long overdue casting of the first female Doctor Who. Topics also include resisting the new world order, justifying the existence of Porgs, and learning to fly.

… in which our fearless podcaster continues his voyage aboard the USS Enterprise (NCC 1701-D to be precise). Joining JB on his voyage is Ron McAdams, co-host of the 10 Backward Podcast and the MST3K Revival League Podcast. Listen in as they reminisce about their time together in Starfleet and give commentary on “The Best of Both Worlds (Part Two)”.

… in which two fearless podcasters go back in time to visit the 24th Century. JB is joined by Daniel Harper, co-host of the Oi! Spaceman Podcast, to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Star Trek: The Next Generation with a commentary for “The Best of Both Worlds (Part One)”.

... in which our fearless podcaster has answers but no questions, so he steals them from another podcast. Topics include Time Lord twins, visual title sequences for audio podcasts, console room redesigning, multi-Capaldi stories, and the lack of 80's era Cybermen.

... in which Peter Davison pleads the fifth, Steven Moffat plays the "fake news" card, Deborah Watling takes her final journey through time and space, and our fearless podcaster breaks out the poorly-done European accents.

... in which the future is female.  Our fearless podcaster reacts "live on tape" to the casting of Jodie Whittaker as the new Doctor Who.

… in which two fearless podcasters soak up all the fanwank from the tool of Moffat. It’s the last of the Series 10 reviews as JB and X take on “World Enough and Time” and “The Doctor Falls”.

… in which the hills are alive with the sound of music. JB is joined by Gordon Dymowski, organizer of the Chicago Doctor Who Meetup group, to review “The Eaters of Light”.

... in which we all scream for ice queen.  Once again JB is joined by Jon Clarke, co-host of the Caffeinated Comics Podcast, to discuss the latest Mark Gatiss script, "Empress of Mars", as well as some brief thoughts about the Series 10 finale, comic book movies, and Motorhead cosplay.

… in which the podcaster by the lake and the podcast from downstate get their rant on. It’s the long-awaited return of St. Xtofer as he joins JB in reviewing “Extremis”, “The Pyramid at the End of the World”, and “The Lie of the Land”.

... in which two fearless podcasters let it all air out ... or is it let all the air out? JB is joined by Daniel Harper, co-host of the Oi Spaceman podcast, for a review of "Oxygen".

… in which The Doctor and Bill find themselves on the menu once again. JB is joined by Sean Homrig, co-host of The TARDIS Tavern Podcast, for a review of “Knock Knock”.

... in which Capaldi shines while dressed to the nines, thanks once again to the writing of Sarah Dollard. This week JB is joined by Nicole Corrigan from the Two Girls A Guy And A TARDIS Podcast for a review of "Thin Ice".

… in which two fearless podcasters express themselves in complete sentences and not through emoji. JB is joined by Nicole Mayer, co-host of the Spoilers Are Cool Podcast, for a review of “Smile".

… in which Steven Moffat is back on the “Doctor Who’s Greatest Hits” Tour while two fearless podcasters struggle to stay on topic. JB is joined by special guest Jon Clarke, co-host of the Caffeinated Comics Podcast, for a review of the Series Ten opener, "The Pilot".

... in which three fearless podcasters go back to high school.  JB is joined by Cate Brecht and Anna Jensen, hosts of the Babes Watch Buffy Podcast, for a review of the Doctor Who Series Two episode "School Reunion", as well as a chat about the 20th anniversary of Buffy The Vampire Slayer and the sexual preference of the new Doctor Who companion. 

... in which a milestone is reached and the secret origin of the podcast is revealed. Also, our fearless podcaster chats with special guest Dawn Xiana Moon of Raks Geek about the geek bellydancing scene and the growing resistance movement against the current American administration.

... in which the podcaster by the lake and the podcaster from downstate commiserate on Peter Capaldi leaving Doctor Who after Series 10 and contemplate the life expectancy of the series under Chris Chibnal. Also, JB gives a spoiler-free report on the revival of Mystery Science Theater 3000 coming soon to Netflix.

... in which the world shouts "No More!" to racism, misogyny and homophobia while mourning the loss of a Doctor. Meanwhile our fearless podcaster gives a quick rundown of writers for Series 10, shares his thoughts on the big three podcasts featured in this year's Doctor Who Magazine Winter Special, and has a few words for Graeme Burke.

Remember when our fearless podcaster guested on other Doctor Who podcasts? It’s a special “best of” look at JB’s guest appearances on “The TARDIS Tavern”, “Live at the Blue Box”, and “Oi! Spaceman: Adventures in Media Criticism”. Topics include Mathew Waterhouse getting to second base, star hustling, who wasn’t a companion, and losing my religion.

…in which the podcaster by the lake and the podcaster from downstate must be stuck in a time loop because we swear we’ve seen this all before. JB and X review the 2016 Christmas Special “The Return of Doctor Mysterio”. Also a bonus audio review of Bafflegab Production’s “Baker’s End: The King of Cats” starring Tom Baker and Katy Manning.

... in which our fearless podcaster prepares for the coming of the drones as the sound of drums echos throughout America and the world. In the meantime, JB reviews the newly-animated lost story "The Power of the Daleks", and a listener from the U.K. weighs in on the new spinoff series "Class".

A special "behind the music" episode documenting the making of "Trock Opera”, including a brief history of Trock music.

For those about to trock - we salute you.  Track listing and lyrics available at who37.com/p/trock-opera.html 

… in which the podcaster by the lake and the podcaster from downstate celebrate the 50th Anniversary of the Cybermen with a triple dose of Big Finish reviews. JB and X discuss the audio stories "Spare Parts", "The Harvest", and "Sword of Orion".

… in which two fearless podcasters boldly go where millions have gone before. JB is joined by Daniel Harper, co-host of the Oi Spaceman podcast, to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Star Trek with a commentary on "City on the Edge of Forever".

… in which the podcaster by the lake and the podcaster from downstate revisit the Sixth Doctor and Evelyn with a brief review of the Big Finish audio "Thicker Than Water". Also the return of Fan Mail and some more bawdy Doctor Who chat.

… in which the podcaster by the lake and the podcaster from downstate get nostalgic over the best Doctor & Companion pairing of the "New Series". JB & X give a spoiler-filled and rather bawdy review of "The Tenth Doctor Adventures Vol. 1" from Big Finish Productions.

… in which the podcaster by the lake and the podcaster from downstate deal out a double dose of Doctor Who Big Finish reviews. This month JB and Xtofer take on "The Romance of Crime" starring Tom Baker and "Arrangements for War" starring Colin Baker. Contents include ambiguously bisexual artists, psychotic cockneys, politically incorrect aliens, errant lawnmowers, and DOG PEOPLE!

... in which the downstairs neighbor of our fearless podcaster watched all available episodes of the first four Doctors, in order, and lived to tell the tale.  JB's special guest is Benjamin Dionysus from the Accidental Shakespeare Company.

… in which our fearless podcaster goes back in time to 1996 when he attempted to explain to the readers of rec.arts.drwho how the events of The TV Movie fit into (what was then) established continuity. Also, St. Xtofer joins in to review the Paul McGann Big Finish audio adventure "The Stones of Venice". Closing Music: Everybody in the TARDIS (Type 40 Mix) by Matt Hawkins.

…in which our fearless podcaster records his reaction to the new companion announcement and spends a few minutes mourning two true lords of time that we lost early this year.

…in which our fearless podcaster goes all fanboy this week when he gets a gold star from Sophie Aldred and an answer from Kevin Smith about his favorite moments from Doctor Who. JB is also joined by St. Xtofer to review the Big Finish audio "1963: Fanfare for the Common Men".

… in which the podcaster by the lake and the podcaster from downstate play their "trump" cards, a Seven and an Ace. In perhaps the most timely Doctor Who Big Finish review, JB and X take on the politically charged audio drama "The Fearmonger".

… in which fearless podcasters mashup stories, writers, Doctors and companions and attempt to review nonexistent versions of our favorite televised adventures. JB is joined by Daniel Harper from Oi!Spaceman: A Doctor Who Love Story and St. Xtofer from Dirty WHOers.

… in which the podcaster by the lake and the podcaster from downstate begin year four of the podcast by beginning their monthly reviews of Doctor Who audios from Big Finish Productions. This month JB and St. Xtofer (from Dirty WHOers) review "The War Doctor Volume 1: Only The Monstrous"

… in which two fearless podcasters see the light at the end of the tunnel and hope it's not an oncoming train. JB is joined by Daniel Harper, co-host of the Oi! Spaceman: A Doctor Who Love Story Podcast, Of course the topic of discussion and speculation is the news of Steven Moffat handing over the mantle of Doctor Who showrunner to Chris Chibnall.

…in which our fearless podcaster gets taken to task by a James Bond villain. Once again the listeners have their say on the latest season of Doctor Who. Also a quick review of "The Force Awakens" and "The Husbands of River Song".

… in which our fearless podcaster punches holes in Steven Moffat's writing just as ferociously as the Doctor punched a hole through the diamond wall. And we find out if Clara's power is all in a club sandwich. It's the long awaited review of "Heaven Sent" and "Hell Bent". Also, hear all about how River Song got sexually harassed live on stage at Chicago TARDIS 2015.

… in which two generations of Star Wars fans share their memories of the Original Trilogy and their hopes for the upcoming Sequel Trilogy. Joining JB for this special edition of the podcast is Lauren Faits (Geek Girl Chicago). Happy Holidays, and May The Force Be With You.

… in which podcasters gossip about other podcasters, bitch about reconstructions, gush about the audios and books, and share their thoughts about the Moffat era. Special guests St. Xtofer (Dirty WHOers), Sean Homrig (The TARDIS Tavern & The Doctor Who Book Club), Lauren Faits (Geek Girl Chicago), and a couple of old lardies who used to be Doctor Who.

… in which our fearless podcaster has something in his eye (It's sleep dust, dammit! Not tears - I swear!) as he bids a somber farewell to the Impossible Girl. It's a review of "Sleep No More" (with special guest Sean Homrig of "The TARDIS Tavern" and "The Doctor Who Book Club" podcasts) and "Face The Raven".

… in which Capaldi finally finds his Doctor moment and Jenna Coleman plays with herself as our fearless podcaster reviews "The Zygon Invasion" and "The Zygon Inversion".

… in which our finite podcaster weighs in on immortality with his review of "The Girl Who Died" and "The Woman Who Lived".

…in which the podcaster by the lake and the podcaster from downstate commiserate on the current state of the series' fate - but don't you dare call it Moffat hate! JB is joined by St. Xtofer from the Dirty WHOers podcast to discuss "Under The Lake" and "Before The Flood". We also cover the vast world of spinoff media, deduce which television stories were cribbed from the novels, and decide which other stories should've taken their cues from the audios.

…in which our fearless podcaster takes a small break from reviewing new episodes and lets the listeners chime in on the opening two part story of Series 9.

... in which the Doctor thinks it's funny but it's really dark and runny.  Our fearless podcaster takes on "The Magician's Apprentice" and "The Witch's Familiar". 

… in which we travel back in time to 1995 when Steven Moffat slammed the classic series more vehemently than our fearless podcaster has ever done to the Moffat era. 

… in which our fearless podcaster presents some bloopers and segments cut from past episodes of the podcast. 

… in which a drunken podcaster wonders out loud why many fans have welcomed and embraced a rude, cranky, and ineffectual Doctor in 2015 but not in 1985.

… in which our fearless podcaster gives a speculative look at the Series 9 trailer, and a fearless listener weighs in on the checking of male privilege, the feminist perspective, and the unclear discourse rules in Doctor Who fandom.  And to lighten the mood, we also present "Life With Danny".

… in which our fearless podcaster explores the pre-Big Finish audio adventures of the Doctor as he reviews three stories from the first three Doctors.  Also Steven Moffat takes on the "haters" (sort of) and a listener takes on Capaldi. 

…in probably the most meta episode of this podcast, our host calls out one of The Three Who Rule on a remark he made on his podcast.

…in which our fearless podcaster searches out science with the Doctor, Ace, K9 and Cedric (an entertainer) via classic DVD commentary.  Also a look at the writers lineup for Series 9 and the guest lineup for this year's Chicago TARDIS. 

A special "behind the curtain" look at The Right Brain Project's production of "WHO TOO", the sequel to 2013's Doctor Who stage show "The Timey Wimey Fantastic Brilliant Extravaganza (Geronimo!)", in which a fearless podcaster (NOT yours truely) questions his sanity, we find out if there's life on Mars, and the Doctor meets one of her previous incarnations. 

… in which a showrunner continues to overstay his welcome and our fearless podcaster has a few things to say about it. 

… in which our fearless podcaster finishes his Companion Countdown with the top ten.  Topics include free lists, the Fido method of acting, the Nicholas Courtney method of acting, messed up childhoods, and how to be sexy without even trying. 

...in which our fearless podcaster documents the rise and fall of Chi-Fi 2015.

…in which the Companion Countdown continues.  Topics include the Doctor's surrogate parents, a more family-friendly Torchwood, and which companions our fearless podcaster would marry, shag or kill.  Also, a tribute to the most logical half-human to appear on television and the silver screen.  LLAP.  

… in which the podcast celebrates its second anniversary by having a mid-life crisis.  However, we do have some early buzz about this summer's stage sequel to the Right Brain Project's "Timey Wimey" show, and the Companion Countdown continues…

…in which an uninspired podcaster tries (but mostly fails) to say some nice things about the companions ranking from 30 to 21 on his Companion Countdown.  Seriously, if you're not a completist you probably want to skip this one.  Topics include mom's discontinuity guide, why Vicki should've been the Doctor's granddaughter, and how the Black Guardian is totally watching you masturbate. 

… in which our fearless podcaster begins a countdown of Doctor Who companions.  This week it's 37 to 31.  Topics include robot jihads, alien STDs, spaceships as consolation prizes, and questionable accents.

… in which our flustered podcaster stops caring whether or not the Moffat era is all a dream and figures we're going to see David Tennant in the shower when it's all over.  It's the "Last Christmas" review and the last review podcast until Series 9.  Happy New Year!